"The two most common elements in the Universe are Hydrogen and Stupidity." -- Unknown
"A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money." --Senator Everett Dirksen(1896 - 1969)
"No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session."- Mark Twain (1866)
"Leftovers make you feel good twice. First, when you put it away, you feel thrifty and intelligent: ‘I’m saving food!’ Then a month later when blue hair is growing out of the ham, and you throw it away, you feel really intelligent: ‘I’m saving my life!’" George Carlin
"A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer." - Robert Frost
"Since the creation of the Internet, the Earth's rotation has been fueled, primarily, by the collective spinning of English teachers in their graves."
I received one of these in change yesterday and wondered if they are real.
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