Another Sign the Apocalypse is Near

For some reason, this incredible news story escaped my attention. Maybe because it was published on a day I had more important things to worry about...

The Telegraph published a story that began:
A vicar attended hospital with a potato stuck up his bottom - and claimed it got there after he fell on to the vegetable while naked.
The clergyman, in his 50s, told nurses he had been hanging curtains when he fell backwards on to his kitchen table.
He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap, said the vicar, who insisted he had not been playing a sex game.
The vicar had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the vegetable.