Erstwhile musings, sometimes rants, occasionally blatant plagiarism and not much else.
Sunday, August 10, 2008
The Right Person for the Right Job
It is probably overlooked by most minimum wage employers, but maybe they should check the spelling abilities of their employees before assigning an important task such as changing the letters on the company sign.
"The two most common elements in the Universe are Hydrogen and Stupidity." -- Unknown
"A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money." --Senator Everett Dirksen(1896 - 1969)
"No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session."- Mark Twain (1866)
"Leftovers make you feel good twice. First, when you put it away, you feel thrifty and intelligent: ‘I’m saving food!’ Then a month later when blue hair is growing out of the ham, and you throw it away, you feel really intelligent: ‘I’m saving my life!’" George Carlin
"A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer." - Robert Frost
"Since the creation of the Internet, the Earth's rotation has been fueled, primarily, by the collective spinning of English teachers in their graves."
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