Erstwhile musings, sometimes rants, occasionally blatant plagiarism and not much else.
Friday, May 23, 2008
Breaking News from Discovery.com
Scientists suggest that the numbers of perfect games are increasing because bowlers have rough balls. Bowlers teste about the accusation, insist that it's skill, "nobody is going to take #80 grit to my mangerines!"
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