Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Breaking News

Bart Starr coming out of retirement, says he might have retired a little too soon.
Bart Starr announced his unretirement today and wants to challenge that “young whippersnapper” for the starting job this fall. “I know they like me” says Starr who will turn 65 soon. “No whining on my part, I talked with Vince in this hand holding, lit candle thingy the other night and he said to go for it and not to let that Favre kid give you any lip” “Hell I am in the Hall of Fame, that ought to count for something”.
And in related news, Johnny Unitas spotted at local Foot Locker trying on black high tops.

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