In a surprise move today Yelberton Abraham Tittle announced the sale of his insurance and financial services business and contacted the San Francisco 49ers about returning to the club."Hell, I'm only 81, maybe they will give me that as my new number" stated Y.A. as he shopped around for a faceguard for his helmet. "They didn't have these back in the day, how is a fella supposed to see through these things?" "I tried to contact Baltimore, I played for them back in 1948, but I was told that Baltimore moved to Indianapolis, I don't know anyone in Indianapolis" sighed Tittle a 1971 Hall of Fame Inductee. "I know I can still chuck the old pumpkin if some team will just give me a chance.
In related news, Fran Tarkenton was seen perusing the Minneapolis real estate ads while sitting at a local watering hole.
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