The Presidential Race, Who Will Win?

It's no contest.
On the Democrat side, you have a bitch, who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer, and
a lawyer who is married to a bitch, who is a lawyer.
On the On the Republican side, you have a true war hero married to a woman with a
huge chest who owns a beer distributorship.
Is there a contest here? I fail to see it, But what do I know.